sister's second joke of the year
2007-12-01 - 6:39 p.m.

my sister, for all her cuteness, cracks about two funny jokes a year. this one had me laughing like a maniac cos it was so out of the blue.

we were talking about nanyang girls and how we ALL look awful in secondary school (except maybe like suzy) cos we look so super square. it's like in girls' schools there's so much competition to get prettier, try new hairstyles, beauty treatments etc, but in nanyang, it's like we're all happily ugly together! hahahaa of course in the end everyone goes through drastic improvements and that's all that matters.

me: ya we were like happy and ignorant.. we all looked so dumb!
sis: yep. we were like... pillows... with pleated skirts.

HAHAHAHAAHHAAH.

some time ago someone in my babybrother's class cracked this joke too with his PE teacher.

boy: sorry i can't do PE today. my hip is injured.
teacher: you don't look injured to me. how do you know your hip is injured?
boys: because hips don't lie.

boy managed to skip PE cos teacher laughed. lol them litle ri boys really know how to work their way around teachers.


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