i don't feel like updating about my birthday, so i'll do that in another entry.
by popular request, i'm supposed to put this up again. but i shortened it to be more realistic. if you think it's fun to read you can go scroll a couple of pages back.
Intention: You have been in love with me since 2833438274234 years ago.
Donuts from Donut Factory (I feel like this is the ultimate expression of love in Singapore today hahahahah not that i really love donuts.)
A dozen long-stemmed red roses
err yea still holding out for this one. got a unsatisfactory and unwitting substitute in weeping.
Intention: You want to put me in a frisky mood. (And make me verrrry verrry happy)
A veryhot stripperboy from the Chippendales hahahahaha.
Intention: You are a useful person, and hope that I’ll become a useful person, and so you want to get me useful things
The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf Card (because when I drink coffee I feel inspired to do work)
An organizer; I really love the one at Kate Spade!! (‘nuff said)
Sexy lingerie (I don’t think I should elaborate)
Intention: You want me to be the clever, strong woman I aspire to be and will therefore provide me with the tools to be knowledgeable.
Perfect hostage by Justin Wintle
The Ramayana series (:
The Economic Naturalist by Robert H Frank
Orientalism by Edward Said
Hegemony or Survival: America’s Quest for Global Dominance by Noam Chomsky
A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier by Ishmael Beah
The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
Midnight’s children by Salman Rushdie
(Actually, any Salman Rushdie novel/novella)
The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century by Thomas L. Friedman
Intention: You want to make me believe that true love exists.
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Actually, anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Any book of poems by Pablo Neruda
The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
anything by Kamila Shamsie, even though I prefer "Kartography" and "Broken Verses"
(PS: You could also alternatively give me a bigass smooch, heart-shaped banana pancakes in a lovely hotel suite hahahah)
(PPS: Refer to very first category on this list - above)
Intention: You are my lovely pal and want to get something small and cute that won’t (okay maybe it may) bust your pocket but still want to buy me something I would consider a luxury and wouldn’t buy for myself.Scarves from Accessorize
Underwear from Accessorize and Topshop, and err Calvin Klein hoho
That Zebra-print bikini top from Accessorize (yes I am obsessed)
Intention: You want to get me something practical (for my wardrobe.)Bling hoops (I’ve lost so many of these in Zouk) or basically flashy earrings
Scarves and cardigans and pullovers (cos I’m going to some colder places)
Err makeup. I love the lip conditioner from M.A.C and I basically like all their crazy eyeliner colours.
Oh yea, waist-cinching belts. Big fan of those big broad ones.
i love the handtherapy cream at crabtree and evelyn. rosewater please.
Intention: You have no money at all but you want to make me squeal.
Solution: We have sex (sorry I think unless you are Chris Brown or John Mayer, I will have to refuse you gently) or you can lend me stuff.
Unfortunately, Jay Chou’s second and third albums. Trying to look for a song
Britney Spears’ first two albums hahah
Jack Johnson's album
Err bake me muffins? Hahah.
Alternatively, you can lend me any of the CDs I want below in the "You want to stop illegal downloading" list.
Intention: You just want to get me something pretty which you know I’ll love.
A pretty copy of Lolita by Vladimir Nabakov
Nue shoes @ Paragon
Intention: You are uber close to me and know my dress/shoe/ring/bust size and want to get something to satisfy the fashionista in me
Red/ rich violet / hotpink /green pumps (you know how I like them; super skinny and uber high heels)
Manicure vouchers (I haven’t tried dashing diva; but i'm generally happy with most parlours. i like nail retreat.)
The Little Black Book of Style by Nina Garcia
How to Walk in High Heels by Camilla Morton
Intention: You want to keep me in touch with my humanitarian ideals.Make a donation to The Fistula Foundation
Intention: You love me deep deep and want to pamper me.
Manicure vouchers (as stated above)
Spa vouchers
Book vouchers from Kinokuniya or borders
Hair treatment stuff for coloured hair
Intention: You want to help stop illegal downloading of music.
John Mayer’s Continuum
Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black
A John Legend Live CD
Or one of those jazz compilations
Intention: You’re as poor as an anorexic churchmouse and you really can’t spare too much dough OR you are my fellow foodie and want to watch me get an orgasm from eating…. OR you are a psycho and just want to watch me moan as I shovel nasilemak into my mouth hahahah. LOSER.
Sour candies
Starburst candiesReese’s peanut butter cups
Chompchomp’s egg custard tauhuey
Business Canteen’s Mocha Freeze
Angkukueh from Alexandra Village (a simple woman of simple tastes, I am)
Ice-cream from Island Creamery (loving the kahlua latte!)
Nasi Lemak from Adam Road Food CentrePizza from Domino’s (: actually I don’t think I even mind Pizza Hut, I suck haha.
All the food at Old Airport Road
Satay from The Satay Club (okay la basically anywhere as long as it’s good)
Cedele’s pancakes
Black forest cake from Awfully Chocolate
Elvis cupcake from Toast@Taka
*Would also like to mention that I want to try Prata Bomb and Aston’s at East Coast.
Intention: For me to tell you guys random things that I like which you may never have known
Powerpuff girls (I like Blossom and Buttercup… I put up with Bubbles)
Hello Kitty (I think she is damnnn cute)
Balloons (yes I’m quite a sucker for balloons)
btw i love my siblings. they are the only people who think i deserve a book hahah all my other girlfriends think i should have girly things (: which is good la.
honey you cannot afford me
the one who got away
i'd like to take a slow boat to china
the baker
trent!!
lil missdrinkalot
tres bitchy
fuggers
secret wank shed
blood ninja